December 2010
I don't need to reblog something to show how much...
em-er-ree:
REAL TALKS! PREACH MA BROTHA.
First day back to school after break
You see your best friend
You see the girl who thinks she’s your best friend
You see the girl you never got along with
You see the girl that chopped her hair off
Then you tell your best friend about them
You see the “popular girl”
You see your favorite teacher
You see the couple making out by the lockers
You see the “new student”
But it turns out they’ve been in your...
where are you now,
Bruno Mars close his eyes, he sees his name in...
thevampirewhohasbraces:
there must be something wrong with me
LOL. :))
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
ohheynini:
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
Not All Black Girls
couture-candy:
Wear Weaves ..
Get our acrylic nails extra long
Talk with our necks
Get in each others’ faces
Are loud
Are from the ghetto
Swear
Like Kool-Aid
Have big lips and noses
Wear Babyphat
Have huge bootys
But All Black Girls DO have
Pretty skin colors
Beautiful unique manageable hair
Are strong
Are deeper than you know
Don’t hate us, Love us.
She says she's fine, but she's going insane. She...
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get...
kushkrazy:
yucaneatmythoughts:
slypeezy:
waitingfortheocean:
rainb0wfish:
fuckthisurlshit:
mapsandmixtapes:
-sweetcaroline:
weirdough:
chicharina:
What in the world do bacon and eggs have to do with this?
Bacon is bacon
Eggs are eggs
Bacon is everything.
Everything is Bacon.
lol the eggs tho.
bacon is everything.
Bacon > Bitches
Bacon over everything
I love guys who give legit hugs. The ones where...
Why I hate periods.
You have no idea when it’s gonna fucking strike. You could wake up with the red sea in your panties. Or have a spot going on at school.
IT RUINS YOUR PRETTY PANTIES.
Pads and tampons aren’t things I really wanna wear.
Taking a shit is disgusting.
CRAMPS HURT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER.
I get moody.
I hate sneezing on my period.
I hate going pee because blood is everywhere.
It smells hella...
Reblog if you thank God for all the blessings this...
chrisxfashion:
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
absolutezerification:
unforgettable sight ♥: What GIRLS expect from GUYS... →
ohmayneitsjaaay:
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her everywhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13….
the awkward moment where u walk in a room and...
cute conversation ♥
Boy: Babe?
Girl: Yes?
Boy: Which do you wear more often? Shorts or skirts?
Girl: Uhm.. depends on my mood, why?
Boy: Oh, I’m just asking. But next time in the future, wear something that goes up to your ankles.
Girl: Are you insane? -girls laughs- It’s so hot here, baby.
Boy: I know, but I said in the future.
Girl: What are you talking about?
Boy: And when you wear that, make sure you wear gloves that reaches to your elbows, alright?
Girl: Omg, is this for halloween?
Boy: -boy laughs- No, babe. It’s not.
Girl: Are we playing dress up? We’re too old for that now, baby.
Boy: -boy laughs more- No, babe. We’re not either. Just listen to me alright? Then you have to put a veil over your head.
Girl: So this is for halloween!
Boy: -sighs- Nevermind. You don’t get it. It’s alright.
Girl: Hahaha, I’m just kidding baby! Do I change my last name on that day?
Boy: Yes, you do.
Girl: Will I be yours forever starting from that day?
Boy: Ever since that night you told me you love me back, It was the start of our forever.
Girl: -girl blushes- Really?
Boy: ‘Till death do us part.
My Favorite Types of Hugs
fcukyeahquotes:
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spinning hugs: The ones...
That awkward moment when you're the father.
fallinginlove-atacoffeeshop:
highhlife:
ugh. the worst
happens all the time…
Black guys at school.
octobersownn:
What I want them to look like:
What they actually look like:
omgoshhh but for real though!! they be like:
That awkward moment.
hahatulan:
When I say “Hi!” to someone I know..
But then, they didn’t notice me, so I’d be like…
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